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Someone at a bar last weekend said to me,
after asking for software advice,
“I refuse to use a crApple.”
I asked why—ignoring the “crApple” bit,
which I shouldn’t have done,
because when someone says something
that ridiculous
it isn’t worth talking more about their
computer habits.
But I’m a glutton for punishment.

He said, “Because it only has one mouse button.”

I laughed hard for about 15 seconds and then
said something along the lines of,
“go fuck yourself.”

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